Wednesday, October 29, 2003

白痴細胞

我也不知為什麼,但我在Florida這兩個多月的而且確很快樂。我告訴同房:「我已經有好幾年沒有笑這麼多了。」
這是真的,我在這裡煩惱的,不過是明天的paper應該怎麼寫,或許明天該做什麼好。終於可以離開學會的工作和那堆亂七八糟的人際關係,是一種解脫。有時覺得自己回到了初中的狀態,嘻嘻哈哈為無聊事笑到肚痛。這有什麼不好?我一直想自己的生活能簡單一點。
大家都說我愈來愈白痴,我想太概我的心境是回到中五的時代吧﹗那時候還不需要為任何學會的工作而奔波,擔心的,不過是要不要跟鄰座那個男子拍拖。同房說我從來沒有bad mood,我說我們兩個從來不會心情不好,可能是我們都太白痴的緣故。看來我從香港帶來的白痴細胞,已經傳到這個在Orlando土生土長的美國人身上了。
話說有天我打電話給Mett,想留個voicemail給他,結果我那段voicemail是這個樣子的:
"Hi, Queenie! ......(因為知道說錯話所以停了一會不知怎算)..shit.............." 就這樣收了線。
我告訴同房、Natalie和Erika,並且靠他們一傳十,十傳百底下,笑死了不少人。結果這個voicemail成為全日最好笑的笑話。我想我在這裡,常常奇招百出做白痴事吧。其實我沒有這個意圖,我想是我天生少根筋。回香港要問阿媽「我條孖筋去左邊」,應該是一個很耐人尋味的問題。不過我的白痴應該傳自我爸吧,但我爸的白痴,好像是用十年寒苦訓練出來的。而且不知是我的白痴細胞太厲害,還是我身邊的人都隱性白痴,總覺得身邊的人的行徑都愈來愈蠢。特別我和Mett簡直是兩個天生大笨蛋,想要命的就不是跟我們車,事先聲明無命賠。唯一可以提供的資料是,你聽到'oh, my god' 的頻率將會前所未有的高,像坐過山車吧.....
我同房也跟著我,常常傻笑。哎呀~~~

人物簡介

曾小姐投訴我o係od寫o既人物關係太亂,所以我嘗試寫清楚d:

Erin 同房  

Andy 台灣仔 --即係o係我兩日半入面只係訓左六個鐘之後仲要朝早十一點半打俾我,叫我幫佢買水o個個

Mett 泰國人 --我成個fall break 都係同佢一齊,同佢勁好傾,因為兩個都好白痴

Natalie --同我一齊o係bu過黎,又係白痴婆

Erika --Natalie同房

Stephaine --我層樓個ra

Manu 巴西人--下面層樓個ra

基本上我生活入面出現得最多都係佢地o家啦,你地儘量將d事件match番個人,鍾意可以去我album o個度match埋個人頭o既。

Sunday, October 19, 2003

Fall break2

Oh my god! I woke up at 2:30pm today. I had never woke up that late even if i stay awake the whole night before i slept. My god.......such a bad life.
I woke up to do my laundry and microwave my miso noodle soup, the soup didn't taste as good as last time and it spilled all over the microwave.......yerk! Mett called me when i was having my lunch. I promised to cook him some woudon yesterday, so then we went out to buy food at six. We rent a movie from Blockbuster ("Hollywood Homicide", not good at all) and drove back to his apartment. I cooked him woudon and he made me "Tong Yam Kong." He was a chef in a Thai restaurant before, so it's so easy for him to cook Thai food, though he forgot to put everything except chicken in the soup in the begining today. His "Tong Yam Kong" was really good, this is the best i have ever tried, not spicy at all. It's so strange that he is Thai but doesn't like spicy or chilly food at all. Well, my woudon is not really good, i think he was telling lies when he said it was good.
He showed me some of his photos in Las Vegas, Thailand, Hong Kong and England. He met David Beckham when he arrived Hong Kong International Airport this summer and David just walked past him. Sonia will be so jealous of it. He even joined a Drinking Competition(of course beer) in Hong Kong, his team even won the first prize! IT was all on the newspaper! I wonder if he can drink as much as Stan. Haaa....but the last time when we were in Selina's party, i throw up so many times and left so soon that i don't even know if he drank. It was so strange that he had a female roommate in Reno(his last University), he said that they were friends for ten years so it's fine. And then i showed him the DDR video, he said that girls will be so jealous of his breasts.......haaaaaaa......what should i say?(the DDR video: http://lieqi.bseven.com/upload/upload/20011123/20011123095802.asf)
On the way he drove me back, he said he want to take a one-year acting course after his bachelor degree. He always think that he can get easy money with an acting career. It is not so easy, it is not so fun, i told him. Things are not as simple as he think and i don't think it's so easy to get a job and to be famous. Anyway, he's still young, there are things that he can't understand. I finally realised he is really one year and a half younger than me.
He said we can go Dim Sum and shopping tomorrow, and as i have free movie ticket for Tuesday, that means we are going to meet every day in the Fall Break. This is so CRAZY! Though i have nothing to do if he doesn't call me out, so that's why i always said No when he asked if i have plan tomorrow. I still feel a little bit uncomfortable with him, i still don't get used to staying alone with a guy i don't really understand that much. But i do have fun hanging out with him, that's why we still hang out together.
Ai.....gonna fight the rumours.......Andy already thought Mett and I have something the first time he saw us together. Andy is such a nosy and childish person, he's not bad but he's not my type of friend. I just don't really want to stay with him in the Fall Break, i didn't even tell him i am alone in the dormitory in these few days.
Gonna go, really want to call Kelly today.
super funny mahjong game, go there if u still haven't:
http://www.atom.meti.go.jp/game/atomdepon/ATOMdePON.swf

Saturday, October 18, 2003

Fall break1

Ho......fall break.
This is the first time i can stay in my room using the computer. It's really nice to be quiet in the dormitory. Though mean, i am happy with it. I don't have to lock the door every time i go to sleep and can sleep whenever i want. I do like them, but i do want my own privacy and private time too.
On friday night, the first night i can use my roommate's computer as much as i want(that's want she said), i was so excited as to spend the whole night reading news, listening to radio program and playing icq until 5am. I tried to stay till 6:30am for HK's night news report but i was too tired.
The next day Mett called me and we went shopping. We went to Colonial Plaza and Orlano Fashion Square Mall, that's his first time there, i really want to tell him i go to these places nearly every week with Natalie. After that we had Bomba milk tea(what we called Jade Milk Tea in Cantonese) in the Fashion Square Mall, not very good. I told Mett what Bomba means in Cantonese and he suddenly said "bobo" to me. Really really, so funny what a childish way to mention women's breast. I can't believe he knew such Cantonese. I suppose that's what his Cantonese friends taught him.
And then i called Andy if he knew how to get to Millenia Mall from Fashion Square Mall as i told Mett there's an Abercomie store in Millenia.(though we can find the store in Millenia at last) The fact is that Mett doesn't even know how to get to I4(highway) from Fashion Square Mall, so then we just keep asking people the way when we drove. On the way, we went to Pet Com and saw a guy with a huge yellow snake on his shoulder, that really freaks me out. Oh my god....it's really really like a huge rope around the guy's neck, very horrible even it's tamed.
It's half past four when we got to Millenia. A really big mall, i suppose it's the largest in Orlando. Last time i came here with Natalie and Erika(Natalie's roommate) by cab, it took us US$25 each trip. It's expensive and the last time we only had like two hours there as the mall close at 7pm on sunday. But we got plenty of time this time, it close at 9:30pm on Saturday. We spent nearly an hour in Express and we both brought green pants. Can't imagine, i am so crazy, i got like five pair of green pants, one pair of black pants and three pair of jeans now.........so horrible...more than half in green. I have so many green and blue clothes too. Then we spent another hour in Urban Outfitters. Erin(my roommate) said that i will like their clothes and most of her clothes came from them too. I like their clothes, it's really really soft. They even have paper lanterns, cushions, underwear (i will buy some underwear if Mett's not here), sockmonkeys, etc. And we tried so many different hats, i really like the black thief hat but it's too big for me. I finally brought one blue shirt and Mett got one hat.
We went to Seito Japanese Restaurant in Winter Park Village for dinner. Udon in the sushi place in Park Avenue(just across the street of my school) is much better. We talked about "bobo" again, saggy breast, it's so funny, he tried to add all kind of Cantonese he knew in front of "bobo", like "lin bobo", "dai bobo".............it's so so so funny, we laughed so much. And we talked about gays, lesbians and bisexuals, I told him "I think i'm fine with lesbian". He said: "Oh, u are a bisexual then!" I told him what i meant was that i hate lesbians and i can't be absolutely sure that i won't fall in love in a girl some day. I still remember my friend once said: "You fall in love in someone for what they are, but not their gender." It really impose great effects on me. Anyway, we had a nice nice talk.
Ai.........and it's the movie at 10:25pm. "Texas Chinsaw Massacre", have u heard of it? It's so so so so so so so so so disgusting. IF you are going to watching that movie, don't scroll down.
So, the story is about the experience of five youngsters on the way to Texas. They are having so much fun on the way but suddenly a girl pops up in the middle of the road, looking so unattended. They tried to help her and took her home but the girl can't stop crying and suddenly pull out a gun and shot herself dead. They were so scared, as to scream and yell. Finally they decided to drive to a nearby store and borrow their phone to report the case to police and have the dead body remove from the car. But it's all a trap. Everywhere they go are traps. The guy who had skin disease killed them one by one with the chinsaw, cut and sew their skin to make masks for himself. It is so horrible, you can see all the human parts, blood everywhere and how he killed them. He cut one of a guy's leg and then pour salt on the wound and wrap it. That's not all, he even hooked his body up like piece of pork and kept him there for days barely alive. Oh god.......i still want to throw up writing it down. His whole family is insane, they helped him killing those people and even stole a child from a family and keep him as theirs. Only one girl survive at last, she even killed the chinsaw man's father and cut one of the chinsaw man's arm. But the most horrible thing is that, the film showed a video taken by the police, who went to the house(or the laboratory of the chinsaw man), trying to investigate the case and got killed by the chinsaw man. The narrator said that both of the cops were seriouslly injured and finally died and the case is still open. This is the first time that i really want someone to die. Oh my god.................so so so so so so disgusting. They said it is base on a true story, i really dont' want to believe it. my.........................goddness.....
I wanted to throw up after watching the movie and it was so cold outside, i really don't want to stay out. I don't think i can eat meat..................just don't let me see meat.....................
Mett drove me back and i talked with Pat on the phone for three hours until 3am. It was already 4am when i finished my shower.
It is so horrilbe, these are the time i slept for this week:
mon: 1am
tue:5am
wed:4am
thu:3am
fri:5am
sat:4am
I am killing myself, am I?